St Mungo's Luganulk 2 - The Umpire Strikes Back

Once officially the worst Gaelic football team in Ireland St Mungo’s have turned everything around. They are climbing up the league, the Mini-Mungo’s are blitzing blitzes all over Ulster and the new Ladies team are quickly gaining a reputation for being anything but ladylike on the pitch.

Plans for the club’s centenary celebrations are in full swing, when a clash of egos in the committee leads to that most Irish of problems; a split.

The good folk of Luganulk try to mediate, but before long they are embroiled in a vicious circle of internecine slagging and dirty looks at mass. They would cross the street to avoid each other, if there was a street.

To the joyous astonishment of their heartless next-door neighbours and ruthless enemies St Ergnot’s, St Mungo’s begin a war within themselves. A war with no winners. A war with only losers. A losers’ war with no winners… only losers.

What they need is a hero. Someone to save the day. Someone to save St Mungo’s. Again.