Forget Turkey! (We're going to Phuket this Christmas)

Forget Turkey! (We're going to Phuket this Christmas), is set in an A&E with an elderly man on a trolley and aided by not so innocent members of the public and takes an erratic, irrelevant, frequently hysterical and randomly funny look back at a year that contained almost daily historical events, many centenaries, global catastrophes and another series of X-(ray) Factor...

Golfing successes... Employment losses... Titanic triumphs... Banking crises... Commemorations... Celebrations... Olympic achievements... Waiting lists... Landmark developments... Development disasters... Banned bonuses... Music Television... Shades of Grey... Skies of blue?

Laugh at the past and smile at the future and wonder why it always happens to us. Or if you've been in a bubble for the last twelve months then come and see what you've missed.

Audiences should note that performances may not contain fireworks, gunshots, cigarette smoke, violence, erotica, handshakes or signs of intelligent life from beyond this planet!

Strictly over 16s only.