Gary Lamont

The scissor-wielding star of BBC's River City and Scotland's favourite sassy strawberry blonde hairdresser was once a wee boy from Castlemilk struggling with ginger-vitis.

Now you're invited to Gary's salon as he dons his fanta pants to sing the songs of his fellow redheads, from Cilla to Sonia and Lulu to Bette. But can he pull off a Fringe? You’ll get funny stories, singalong tunes and maybe a washout apricot rinse (if he’s got time after tinting his pal Donna’s HD brows).

Warning: this show may contain traces of Sheena Easton.