Hotel For Dogs 
Just when we thought it was safe to go to the cinema, Hollywood throws us a curveball with another shameless canine comedy. Two problem-child orphans (Emma Roberts and Jake T. Austin) secretly turn an abandoned hotel into a pimped-out safe house for strays. 99 minutes of watching mutts walk on treadmills and eating on assembly line feeders can get so obnoxiously appealing, that at times you'll almost forget you're watching a bad movie. Kids will enjoy the wacky antics of the mutts, but the boring plotline rolls over and leaves us with nothing but a film you couldn't give a Shih Tzu about.
