I went to the Cooler for the first time last night. At this venue expect:
1. Not to be able to see much
2. People to be blocking the stairs to the bar
3. A grim toilet smell throughout the venue
4. A long walk upstairs to the toilets

Don't expect, but it might happen anyway,
1. for them to switch ITV on three songs into the headliners. If I'd wanted to watch X factor, I would have stayed at home.

I can't really think of anything good to say about this venue. I suppose the bar staff were quite good at clearing up bottles/glasses. Visibility of the stage wouldn't be a problem for club nights, only for gigs.