Recommendation for
Derek Acorah
by Peter B
If you are unlucky enough to miss the gifted and spookily accurate Mr Acorah's stage show, here's an abridged version:
All your relatives are fine.
Sorry I can't give precise names.
Or ages.
Or where they lived.
Or family details.
Or anything else.
They're fine, okay?
Happy?
Thanks for the £18.50.
Plus booking fee.
If you are unlucky enough to miss the gifted and spookily accurate Mr Acorah's stage show, here's an abridged version:
All your relatives are fine.
Sorry I can't give precise names.
Or ages.
Or where they lived.
Or family details.
Or anything else.
They're fine, okay?
Happy?
Thanks for the £18.50.
Plus booking fee. [less]
Recommendation for
Colin Fry
by Peter B
Colin Fry obviously has a gift. His show will be greatly enjoyed by the emotionally fragile who will find that giving quite him a chunk of their hard earned cash may or may not put them in touch with... "hold on, I'm getting a... Doreen? or Don? Or maybe Kevin?... [more]
Colin Fry obviously has a gift. His show will be greatly enjoyed by the emotionally fragile who will find that giving quite him a chunk of their hard earned cash may or may not put them in touch with... "hold on, I'm getting a... Doreen? or Don? Or maybe Kevin? I'm sensing you've lost your grandparents.... no? I meant your great-grandparents. Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience."
Astounding. [less]
Recommendation for
Gordon Smith - The Psychic Barber
by Peter B
'The Unbelievable Truth', Apparently Mr Smith is an amazingly accurate medium who is renowned for his ability to give exact names of people, places and even streets. This leads me to believe that I myself may be psychic. To test this, please book tickets for my stage show, leaving your... [more]
'The Unbelievable Truth', Apparently Mr Smith is an amazingly accurate medium who is renowned for his ability to give exact names of people, places and even streets. This leads me to believe that I myself may be psychic. To test this, please book tickets for my stage show, leaving your name and address and with only the power of my mind I will trawl the internet for family-tree sites and reveal the details to you for around fifteen to twenty pounds. [less]
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