Silent Night, Unholy Night

Silent entertainment and hidden happenings for saints and sinners at this underground wonderland close to Waterloo.

As well as a host of cabaret performers giving Christmas an ethereal twist, there's a boating lake and an indoor alpine forest in which to frolic around.

Plus there's a feast of musical choices thanks to guest DJs spinning via the medium of silent disco.

Grab some headphones and flick between two channels of musical excellence, or follow a passing performer into the woods.