Amy Becker (BBC 1Xtra), Gin & Chronic, Daddy Long Legs, Erotic Anomaly

You know what, I think Tinder is pretty damn revolutionary. It's streamlining the task of eloping with the other (or same) sex for the 21st century. Gone are the days of being a nervous wreck of a human, failing to talk to the nice looking girl/guy who has been smiling at you all night because you're still somehow convinced you will end up rejected, embarrassed and alone.

Technology now efficiently removes that initial level of sweaty palmed insecurity - you are worth swiping right for, you're an absolute babe, a handsome lothario, you have over 700 matches within a hundred mile radius between the ages of 18 and 65, of course you can get bloody laid. So bring yourself to Gold Teeth with that well deserved confidence, keep that thumb busy swiping right over the next month and you know what, it's probably going to be your night.