Singin’ I’m No A Billy, He’s A Tim

On the day of a crunch Old Firm clash, a fan of each team winds up sharing a jail cell from which their only hope of escape is cash raised by bets on the match to pay their fines.

While taking turns to watch the action on a TV visible through their cell door, the pair bicker their way through every entrenched cliché of 'Scotland's shame', from religion to politics and national identity.

But aided by their kindly turnkey Harry – whose worries for his sick grandson help put their petty quarrels into perspective - they're forced to reach a grudging understanding.

Des Dillon's brilliant satire of 90-minute bigotry in Scotland and its inextricable connection with the nation's two biggest football teams, first scored critical acclaim at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2005, and has since been a near-constant fixture in theatres in Scotland.