69 Shades Of Black

Boring, vanilla, Horlick's swiller William Shight’s most interesting trait has always been his snigger inducing name. Up until now that is…

Since landing his dream job at one of the country’s top advertising agencies things have taken a nipple twisting turn for the shocking. Christina Black, the company director, has taken a shine to our William and attempts to seduce him with an indecent proposal.

Clearly overwhelmed by the attention and having no friends or family to turn to, poor William decides the only thing he can do is seek the advice of the only two men in his life he can trust, the hilariously argumentative Gabriel and Gideon...his sex conscience.

Willy tries in vain to resist but in the end relents and signs a 69 page contract, the one Christina intends to use to make a man out of him! The 20 pages of “don’t” and 49 pages of “do whatever the hell I want” will lead William on a hilariously painful journey of a lifetime.

Guided by his argumentative conscience, can he salvage his integrity and ability to sit down without grimacing? Or will he be completely corrupted by the seductive power of Christina and the sixty nine? Only William’s “true self” can decide the outcome!

This hilarious new comedy has a whip cracking script that promises to leave you wincing and laughing in all the right places.

Suitable for ages 16 and over.