Old Joint Stock Theatre

What happens when Mary sees her fiance making out with his co-worker on national TV at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? She dumps him and drops her engagement ring into a Salvation Army kettle.

She then spends the next year being set up, hooked up, strung up and fed up as she navigates her life alone as a New York actor in her thirties. Bridget Jones meets Carrie Bradshaw in this delicious one-woman show about how much the holidays suck after your heart's been crushed!

'Witty, funny... light-hearted and touching' (Charles Culbertson, The Daily Newsleader, 2010)

'A fun, flirty romp' (Lexington Herald-Leader KY)

'It doesn't fall prey to the typical cliches of heartbreak sagas or holiday theater, and touches on the reality of disappointment without crossing over into doom and gloom' (Kim Ruehl, www.mountaintix.com)

'Hoben has created a woman's show to join the annual, male-dominated Christmas lineup, but like Santaland Diaries, it is a tale of real life and holiday hope touching us all' (Eric Minton, Shakespeareances.com).